A Very Machete Murder

Quick! Solve this equation:

1 hated woman + a Machete+ Florida - 1 Pet Blue Jay = ?

I'll tell ya the answer:

1 WILD EPISODE!

Literally that's all I'm going to tell you because this is the kind of story you have to hear to believe!

SOURCES: 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athalia_Ponsell_Lindsley

https://crimecapsule.com/bad-blood-the-murder-of-athalia-ponsell-lindsley/

https://www.ximenezfatiohouse.org/figtreeshop/murder-in-st-augustine-the-mysterious-death-of-athalia-ponsell-lindsley

https://writersalliance.org/books/murder-in-st-augustine-the-mysterious-death-of-athalia-ponsell-lindsley-true-crime/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh9lIfocRMk